Crystal Harris Sex With Hef Lasted Like Two Seconds


Even Viagra can’t resurrect a fossil…Crystal Harris is the so-called runaway bride who narrowly escaped becoming the world’s third Mrs. Hugh Hefner when she left the Playboy founder holding the bag at their planned wedding last month. Now that she’s down and out of the Playboy Mansion, this bunny is dishing the deets on her sex life with the world’s oldest living bachelor (Guinness World Record pending, of course).

The 24-year-old swung by Sirius’ Howard Stern Show Tuesday, where she revealed that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy tycoon lasted “like two seconds.”

Do tell, Crys.

“Then I was just over it,” she said. “I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

Well…that’s just mean.

Harris also made the surprising claim that the former couple only had sex once.

“He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” says the aspiring singer, who denies that she ditched Hef at the altar for Dr. Phil’s son Jordan McGraw.

Speaking of which, Jordan and Crystal have been spotted spending a lot of time together since she hung up her bunny ears. Just this week, spywitnesses told PEOPLE that they were recently spotted at a posh NYC bar.

“Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks,” said the spy. “But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable.”

After his wedding to the buxom blonde fell apart, 85-year-old Hefner appears to have settled on a new “best girl,” twentysomething Shera Bechard.

“I didn’t see it coming. I truly didn’t see it coming,” Hugh said during an interview, broadcast on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight earlier this month. “That is the No. 1 question and I don’t have an answer for you,” he said. “I really don’t know what happened. I think that in time, the rest of the story will play out.”

“I think an argument could be made that she took me for a ride, but I must say, quite frankly, it was a pretty nice ride,” he said. “If she was faking it, she did it very well.”