“The Masseuse” is one of the most classic episodes out there. Any self-respecting Seinfeld fan knows the synopsis: Jerry dates a masseuse with an unwillingness to perform her skills upon him (favoring sex), he gets annoyed about the situation, and classic hilarity ensues. This 22 minutes of comedy is a darn sight funnier than the entire canon of tiresome, over-peddled American Pie movies, despite them sharing Jennifer Coolidge in the credits. Yes, the bemusingly iconic MILF, “Stifler’s Mom,” plays the unwilling masseuse. Proof that in comedy terms, shorter, if not younger, is sweeter.